So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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