I'm eating all of the evidence.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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