Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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