And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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