I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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