from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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