Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
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If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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