from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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