I'm jealous of your bromance
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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