nut hugger
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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