So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
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You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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