Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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