Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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