Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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