It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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