I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
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I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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