Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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