the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
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WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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