Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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