the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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