If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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