I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
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Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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