Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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