i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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