I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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