It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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They are going to name an STD after you.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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