Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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