Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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