The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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