Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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