so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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