Hey man sorry I got all grabby
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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