I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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