Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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