honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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