I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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