But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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