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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:37pm

    You know it's kraken

  • 93 83
    Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 9, 10 at 6:26pm

    Whats with all these people wanting to get married over dumb shit about?

  • 87 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:34pm

    I knew this girl who like had this crazy freak out because she took too many behavioral meds at once and she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like, "BLAH I AM A KRAKEN FROM THE SEA!!"

  • 88 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:22pm

    (519): when he unzipped his pants he said "release the kraken" ... thats weird so we're breaking up soon.

  • 81 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:59pm

    Thank you, I'm tired of soviet Russia so now I'm Nazi Germany. Fuck soviet russia!

  • 80 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:08pm

    I never understood why people bitch about posts on this site.

  • 82 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:58pm

    Don't do it. Real life isn't fuckin MLIA.

  • 75 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:15am

    Canadians smoke better weed at cheaper prices and enjoy less police brutality than their American counter parts, so all y'all hater can eat a dick

  • 76 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:33pm

    The more you say fuck the cooler you get

  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:37am

    Heh. I thought of Bert McCracken when I read this.

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:51am

    Krackin is a mythoglical beast much like a giant squid. It has said the be the beast of bermuda. Nautical science major.. :)

    • 42 74
      Submitted by Sarcasm34 on Feb 10, 10 at 9:45am

      Wow, for a nautical science major you should probably stick to playing with your compass. \nThe Kraken is from Scandinavian mythology (Norway/Iceland), no where near Bermuda. Anthropology/Mythology major.

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 2:32am

    What's a krackin...

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:44pm

    10 points for the Nazi Germany post <3

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:14pm

    It's 'Kraken', damnit.

  • 65 71
    Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 9, 10 at 6:44pm

    And yet, this makes me proud to be Ontarian.

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:18pm

    RELEASE

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:18pm

    I literally laughed outloud at this one :)

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:43pm

    620 what are you 12

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:12pm

    Ummmm

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:53pm

    What's cracken homes?

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:09pm

    Why are blacks such a minority in America but they are the majority in prison?

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:34pm

    11:37 mmm me too. Haha

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:44am

    You don't need to waste your life on a nautical science degree to know what the Kracken is; just rent "Clash of the Titans."

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:16pm

    Stupid

  • 52 67
    Submitted by lovgrows4myrose on Feb 10, 10 at 4:35am

    HAHA too funny. But don't get married if that's the only reason

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:37pm

    Yyryfhdfyygcxdrgsertrttjjjvhhuiijgig

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:47pm

    F@ggot Canadian, Africa rules!

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:33pm

    Lmao!!!

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:37am

    LMFAO.!

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:37am

    12:15 I actually like Canadians (I live in NYC and two of my best friends are French-canadians) but wow your a dick! And I gotta say, canadians deffenatlly do not have better weed for cheaper prices. I bought a dime and it was so good I could barely stand

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 5:43pm

    Wat the hell that's not funny . Rub my dick.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 4:03pm

    Cool

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Sinvisigoth on Feb 10, 10 at 9:48am

    Best bedroom line ever.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 2:07am

    11:37.. Nice

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:43pm

    Fuck you peeps, Russia ftw

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 5:40pm

    Retard that's not funny

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:39am

    8:09 they are not actually, Mexican/Latinos are the majority

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:19pm

    the

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Brendomination on Feb 9, 10 at 6:13pm

    This is fucking stupid.\n\n"Yo you liked my nickname for my piece? Cool cool babe we should get married."\n"Yay!"

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:54pm

    8:34, I thought that was you...

  • 56 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:20pm

    Shut the fuck up you fuckin fuck if anyone fucking says anything again about fucking getting married on fuckin TFLN Ima mcfuck somebody up. Oooooooh she liked my soviet Russia joke, Ima get married!!! Fuck yooooooouuuuuu Soviet Russia ftw

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:36pm

    Yessssssss

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 8:59pm

    In Soviet Russia, Kraken unzips his pants and YOU fall out!

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:55am

    canadians have better weed!? ha. ahaha. hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:52pm

    Russian, ur a disgrace to ur country.....! Who cares if someone says something about getting married in their TFLN text..... Find something more productive to bitch about......

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 7:22am

    nautical science major? smart fucking choice in today's economy buddy. I'm sure you'll do great knowing more about literal sea men than anyone else

  • 51 85
    Submitted by Yurper on Feb 9, 10 at 7:10pm

    i wonder that the girl texted her friend the next morning

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 7:43pm

    first of all it's kraken. secondly how is the marriage joke not played out yet?

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:19pm

    KRAKCEN

  • 51 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 6:15pm

    In Nazi Germany the kraken cracks both of you

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:46pm

    With a K.

  • 48 87
    Submitted by ciaojessie on Feb 11, 10 at 1:24am

    If a guy really did that to me, I would definitely marry him.

  • 36 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:27am

    Uh, 8:34 - do you think you're the only person who saw "Juno"?