ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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