My brain says no but my pants say off.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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