Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
operation harelip BJ is a go
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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