All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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