it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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