Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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