If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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