He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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