I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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This is classic penis vs brain.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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