i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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