i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Found your dick twin last night
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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