yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
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Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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