well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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