morning after pill = breakfast in bed
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I had to cum in my sink.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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